Oct 202011
Oct 202011
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they are going to feel all day.
Oct 202011
I really don’t even know what to say about this one- actually left kinda speechless. WTF would someone do this?!
(Maybe just for our entertainment?)
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
Oct 202011
Oct 202011
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio…
Oct 202011
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.